To my home slice that buys a pizza cutter and carves “PIZZA LYFE” and “GRAB SOME ZA BRO” and texts me about it and shows it to me first thing in the morning, who creeps on instagram worse than anyone without even owning a fancy pants phone, who is self described “the soggiest boy”…  l salute you.

To my home slice that buys a pizza cutter and carves “PIZZA LYFE” and “GRAB SOME ZA BRO” and texts me about it and shows it to me first thing in the morning, who creeps on instagram worse than anyone without even owning a fancy pants phone, who is self described “the soggiest boy”… l salute you.

smoking weed after not smoking weed for a long time is weird on so many levels.

Talk is cheap and I am too, and I wanna do more than talk to you.

You look sad girl, are you a bad girl? Oh, please don’t make me mad, girl.

Just come on over, I might bite, and do bad things to you all night.